Confession

I love coffee. It's kinda my best friend. But I am a REALLY bad coffee maker. Any coffee I make is at worst non-drinkable, at best meh. I've tried:

• French Press
• Mr. Cheapy Coffee Maker I got when I moved out
• Fancy schmancy coffee maker we got as a wedding gift
• Expensive coffee*
• Ice Cold water *

Nothing works. I am doomed to pay $2 a morning for my coffee**. Except for today, since I'm home studying. I'll suffer through the meh coffee today, but any suggestions for tomorrow?

* I have also, of course tried cheap coffee and warm water, but that doesn't help either

** Another, highly unlikely option, is that the coffee I make at home is actually tasty, but I just like to buy stuff