So I'm planning some sort of vacation this spring. Beach, sun, sand, drinks, happiness.
That kind of thing. And I'm reading reviews on various all-inclusive resorts. Some of my favorites:
- Complaining about portion sizes. It's ALL INCLUSIVE. Order two!
- Complaining about sunburn. Really, it's the resorts fault?
- Complaining about employees saying Ola! to greet you in the morning. Apparently in Jamaica, people should never speak Spanish, the tourists want to experience Jamaican culture. Then, raving about the Japanese restaurant onsite.
- Caution: Guys BEWARE! You need to wear pants. ack! Not pants to dinner! oh no!
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